Thursday, March 4, 2010

Profile Update...

Twi-mom (but my children say I should never, ever use that word); mother of two - 19 y/o daughter and 16 y/o son; married 21 years; "normal" job in management; very boring actually...
I hate reading. Or at least I did until my daughter INSISTED that I read the Twilight Sagas. Then I just kept reading them over and over again. Then I found "fan fiction" and now I'm obsessed; truly - very, very obsessed.
I only like Edward/Bella love stories. I don't really care if they are human only or vampire/human. I thought I only liked angsty ones but have decided I like funny ones and smutty ones too; I'm not too picky.
My home life now equates to one described by "wantmywifeback". Read his profile (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2106474/wantmywifeback) and you'll understand. I told him that he should start a support group for husbands but his reply was probably 100 percent accurate:
"I've had a lot of folks suggest that I start a support group, but what people say and what I hear are two different things. What I hear is 'get a group together so I can set up play-dates for my husband.' " You should check out his stories... They are a quick & easy read and you'll be laughing for days! They may even make you feel slightly sorry for your husband (or boyfriend or significant other) and take pity on them! LMFAO!
Yes, I've also found this online alter-ego of mine (the one that is obsessed with Twilight, fan fiction & Rob Pattinson) allows me an opportunity to express my 'wild' side. In this alter-ego I curse like a MF, find smut enjoyable & can imagine Rob's face in pretty much every one of those 'Edward' stories (but of course, for some reason, Bella looks like 'me' - or maybe I look like her??), and I just bought me a pair of 5" stilletos! Hell, my daughter asked me if I was having a mid-life crisis when I bought them... maybe I am and really, WHAT THE FUCK IF I AM!
My absolute favorite fan fics (so far) include:
Emancipation Proclamation (Kharizzmatik) http://kharizzmatik-ep.blogspot.com/?zx=48fdf8f57d419fcd This one started as my favorite when I first started reading fan fics and it remains my #1 to date... First kiss, first love, first sex, first dance -- all with heap loads of love, sex, friendship, betrayal, slavery, the mafia, murder, mystery. You never know what's up and what's coming next! If this fan fiction is eventually converted to non-Twilight characters and published, I will buy the book!!
Wide Awake (AngstGoddess3) http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/11704.html Incredibly angsty, fragile story between 2 teens with lost souls. This one is currently in my top 3 but I must admit that HA (High Anxiety) and HTSaL (How to Save a Life) might bump Wide awake out of its slot (Completed)
Clipped Wings & Inked Armor (hunterhunting) http://hunterhunting-hh.blogspot.com/?zx=be951cbe6a91ef3 Tattoos & piercings? I never thought I'd find that attractive but the Edward in this story is HOT. And this is another very angsty story with mystery, murder, love and loss. These 2 are carrying around some serious baggage. (Completed)
Master of the Universe (Snowqueens Icedragon) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5368782/1/Master_of_the_Universe Fuckin' hot! That sums it up!
The University of Edward Mason (SebastianRobichaud) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5390119/1/ I want to marry this Edward! And the story made me want to research art & literature. Now I want to read "Dante's Inferno" - the real one, not a fan fic.
The Blessing and the Curse (The Black Arrow) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5100876/1/The_Blessing_and_the_Curse If this author updated more
frequently, it might beat out EP for my top spot. At this point, it's too hard to tell but the story is FABULOUS and very well written. The
chapter about the laptop is to die for - IMO.
How to Save a Life (unholy_obsession) http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=8245&textsize=0&chapter=1 Another story where two teenagers shouldn't have to work so hard at love. Problem after problem gets thrown in their faces and Edward tries so hard to rise to the occasion and be victorious. But will he?
High Anxiety (EdwardsBloodType) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5222490/1/High_Anxiety This one was already one of my favorites but recent chapter posts have jumped it way up there on my list. Very, very angsty... No one should have to go through what Edward is, much less at 16 y/o.
Finding Bella (ekimmuh) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5396401/1/ MOTU's dom Edward meets EP's slave Bella?? That's the best summary I can
give it. Awesome so far...
The Naked Guy Upstairs (Angry Badger Girl) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5383757/1/ HUMOR... When you need a break from angst, this is the one to read!
If You Could Read My Mind (Bella c'ella Luna) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5122919/1/If_You_Could_Read_My_Mind Another one based in high
school but the things that both Edward and Bella go through are more than any "child" should have to endure. It's absolutely heart- breaking. But... we're promised a HEA!
Bad Fauxmance - (Stella Luna Sky) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5763086/1/ When you get tired of all the angst (and if you've finished "TNGUS", read this new fan fiction). Summary: I, Edward Cullen lose a bet - what bet, you ask? God, does it even matter? I lose a bet, and now I'm here, in this gay club, with this huge guy grinding on me. There are perfect girls everywhere, enjoying the freedom of dancing without wandering male eyes, unaware of my gaze following the sway of their tits. Little do I know that the big guy grinding on me will become my gaytor, or so he calls himself - my gay tutor. Because I, Edward Cullen, will have to pretend to be gay to keep the man-hating Bella Swan in my life, as my roommate, my best friend, and the girl I fall in love with.
Don't Forget to Remember Me (Oliviamk1218) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5367867/7/ The beginning lays out Edward & Bella falling in love but
be ready for the angst that hits mid-way. There's a reason it's titled "Don't Forget to Remember Me".
Spy Games (Jenn1987) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5020988/1/Spy_Games This is corporate America and the spies are none other than Isabella Swan (powerful job in sales & marketing) who inadvertently meets Edward Cullen (son and upcoming CEO to Daddy Carlisle's business which is in direct cometition with Bella's). This has a lot of twists in. Not too much angst, more intrigue at this point. Lots of lemony goodness.
Hydraulic Level 5 (Gondolier) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4931075/1/Hydraulic_Level_5 This one took some time getting to and staying on my
top list but I think that's because she doesn't update that frequently. When she's finished I'm going to reread the whole thing. It's well
written, a lot of angst and great depth to Edward's character. Surprises all along the way.
I Don't Exist (rachael1042) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5304118/1/ Vampire Edward runs into married author Bella in New York 10 years after he
left her in New Moon. I don't like most of the ones that are an 'exte sion' of the Twilight sagas but this one... for some reason I absolutely
fell in love with it. Bella's dying of leukemia in this one but we are near the end and their is a serious change up in plot that is very, very
exciting. It's #1 on my "Vampire" fan fic list.
Some others that are really good include:Fault (ineedyoursway) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5429064/1/Fault
Breaking Trinity (VvDeadRosesVv) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5379823/1/Breaking_Trinity
Laid Bare (Brits23) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5541886/1
With Teeth (Talula Blue) http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=7061&chapter=1
The Workshop: A Tale of Edible Delights (danieller123) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5384904/1/
Help Wanted (jaxon22) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4966784/1/Help_Wanted
Bare (Stella Luna Sky) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5115281/1/
The Red Line (WinndSinger) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4819806/1/
A Rough Start (ItzMegan73) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5319052/1/A_Rough_Start
The Vampire in the Basement (michelleplants) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4887478/1/

Currently reading:
Anything listed above that's still 'in progress' and...
Taken (sheviking) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5597897/1/
You can read the summaries for these on my "Favorite Stories" list... Obviously these are just my "favorite" favorites because I'm already over 150 titles on my list at fanfiction.net (and these don't include those at twilighted.net - my favorite fan fics from there I've included above)!
Like I said... I'm OBSESSED! If I'm missing something really good, by all means - tell me what it is!
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Saturday, October 31, 2009

New...

Okay, I'm relatively new to this site but have been obsessed with Twilight fan fics for about 2 months. Following are some of my favorites that I've read (it's a very long list). They are broken down into Humane only and Human/Vampire ones. I only like E/B stories (or R/K ones).

Note: I tend to like very angsty ones (with happy endings, of course) or raw, sexy, lusty mature ones with lots of “lemons” (like the kind I wouldn’t give my 19 y/o daughter to read – not because she wouldn’t, but because I’m her Mom and that would just be ‘wrong’.) By the way, “angsty” is my new favorite word. That and “fuckawesome”.

* The story has been completed. Otherwise, it’s a WIP.

HUMAN ONLY FAN FICS:

Emancipation Proclamation – (This is one of my very favorites because it is so intense and very ORIGINAL.) The Cullens are into organizational crime – No Esme (at least not as Carlisle’s wife), just Dr. Cullen and the 3 boys; Bella is a “slave” (and yes, it is set in the current century). Allow yourself to get through the first couple of chapters and it is by far the BEST ff I’ve read; very “angsty”. Tissues required, wine helps but also be prepared to smile and laugh a lot! Just when you think you’ll get a reprieve, Khar throws something even more dramatic at you. The amount of love (between several characters, actually) goes beyond all reason – unless of course you were ever put in such a situation as all of these face. I too would be willing to die for my love (family) “in a fucking heartbeat”!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5180793/1/Emancipation_Proclamation
Twilighted Forum on EP can be found at: http://www.twilighted.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=5206&p=747281#p747281
By: kharizzmatik

The Blessing and the Curse – WOW! This one jumped to the top of my list to tie with EP. This one covers the full spectrum of emotions. You’ll need tissues for sad parts, tissues for really romantic parts and tissues for happy parts. Lots and lots of tissues; I get teary-eyed just thinking about parts of it. Esme and Carlisle have two boys – Emmett & Edward, and they took Bella in when she was little after Renee died. Emmett has now married Rose and Edward & Bella haven’t seen each other in 6 years (and Bella’s engaged to be married to Michael) – they are all reuniting at the Cullen family mansion for the last few weeks before Esme’s expected demise to terminal cancer. Seriously, this one is “fuckawesome” (IMO anyway)! Currently on chapter 17.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5100876/1/The_Blessing_and_the_Curse
Forum: http://www.twilighted.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=4813&start=590
by: The Black Arrow

*Wide Awake – Bella and Edward find comfort in each other as next door neighbors both experiencing PTSS. There is so much angst, love and passion in this story. Everyone should read it! It’s about 2 people learning the difference between needing someone and loving someone. And near the end there’s a chapter defining affection vs intimacy – very well done. I loved the final written words on this one so much that I actually use them on my signature page on Twilighted.net forums.
http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/11704.html
By: angstgoddess003

The Naked Guy Upstairs – Bella (Sr at Harvard) moves into her 1st apartment alone (w/o Alice & Rose). Edward (new doc finishing his residency and as always, quite the ‘ladies man’). So far, I LOVE this story. This one is romance/humor so I’m not anticipating any angst. (Although, I have a feeling some may be coming up soon.)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5383757/1/
Blog: http://angrybadgergirl.blogspot.com/?zx=ba61e50d4ae6774a
By: AngryBadgerGirl

Clipped Wings and Inked Armor – Tattoo artist Edward and bookstore clerk/student Bella. Tragedy in their pasts, what will the future bring? These are some seriously messed up kids. I am NOT into piercings or tattoos, but I have to agree, “Tattward” is F**KING HOT.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5143291/1/
By: hunterhunting

*Breaking the Silence – Similar to Wide Awake. This is a very emotional story about pain and loss and how the things one does can impact many. It’s also about unconditional love. This one is up for a Mystic Award against EP and Wide Awake for the “hurt” fan fic. This one is not about the “lemons” – there were only 3 and they were ‘very mild’. It’s mostly about Bella learning to overcome her fears (since her tragedy) and learning to live again.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4805000/4/Breaking_the_Silence
By: Sparkling Twilight

*The Red Line – Lots of emotional highs and lows… Grad student Bella meets stripper Edward and hires him to be the subject of her thesis. This one has everything from sex slaves to tragedy to love and mystery. Every chapter keeps you guessing and nothing is what is appears (well, except for Edward & Bella – they are as always, true to each other).
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4819806/1/
By: WinndSinger


HUMAN/VAMPIRE FAN FICS:

La Canzone della Bella Cigna - A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be so dangerous?
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5125499/1/
By: philadelphic

Carpe Noctem & Fiat Lux – Edward is a vampire, Bella is human. She is his “singer” (like in Twilight) but they are not in high school and this story shows more of Edward’s struggle to not harm her.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5119514/1/Carpe_Noctem_Fiat_Lux
By: queenofgrey

I Don’t Exist – Edward left Forks when he told Bella goodbye after her 18th birthday (at the beginning of New Moon). When she has her motorcycle accident with Jacob, she gets amnesia. She never remembers Edward and he doesn’t know she has amnesia. 10 years later, he’s wandering the streets of NY City alone but still thinking of her always. Bella has never regained her memory from her first few years in Forks and she has since married Mike Newton and they have a daughter. What happens when she happens to be in NY for a book signing and she and Edward meet again?
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5304118/1/
By: rachael1042

The Vampire in the Basement – The Cullen’s live in fork but there is no Edward. Bella is human and knows the Cullen’s are vampires and she’s best friends with Alice. While on a hunting trip, the Cullen men find Edward – a broken, starving, sick (yes sick) vampire in the woods. They bring him home to the basement to figure out what to do with him. Gee, wonder what (or who) will ‘save’ him???
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4887478/1/
Forum: http://www.twilighted.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=2878
By: michellephants