Twi-mom (but my children say I should never, ever use that word); mother of two - 19 y/o daughter and 16 y/o son; married 21 years; "normal" job in management; very boring actually...
I hate reading. Or at least I did until my daughter INSISTED that I read the Twilight Sagas. Then I just kept reading them over and over again. Then I found "fan fiction" and now I'm obsessed; truly - very, very obsessed.
I only like Edward/Bella love stories. I don't really care if they are human only or vampire/human. I thought I only liked angsty ones but have decided I like funny ones and smutty ones too; I'm not too picky.
My home life now equates to one described by "wantmywifeback". Read his profile (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2106474/wantmywifeback) and you'll understand. I told him that he should start a support group for husbands but his reply was probably 100 percent accurate:
"I've had a lot of folks suggest that I start a support group, but what people say and what I hear are two different things. What I hear is 'get a group together so I can set up play-dates for my husband.' " You should check out his stories... They are a quick & easy read and you'll be laughing for days! They may even make you feel slightly sorry for your husband (or boyfriend or significant other) and take pity on them! LMFAO!
Yes, I've also found this online alter-ego of mine (the one that is obsessed with Twilight, fan fiction & Rob Pattinson) allows me an opportunity to express my 'wild' side. In this alter-ego I curse like a MF, find smut enjoyable & can imagine Rob's face in pretty much every one of those 'Edward' stories (but of course, for some reason, Bella looks like 'me' - or maybe I look like her??), and I just bought me a pair of 5" stilletos! Hell, my daughter asked me if I was having a mid-life crisis when I bought them... maybe I am and really, WHAT THE FUCK IF I AM!
My absolute favorite fan fics (so far) include:
Emancipation Proclamation (Kharizzmatik) http://kharizzmatik-ep.blogspot.com/?zx=48fdf8f57d419fcd This one started as my favorite when I first started reading fan fics and it remains my #1 to date... First kiss, first love, first sex, first dance -- all with heap loads of love, sex, friendship, betrayal, slavery, the mafia, murder, mystery. You never know what's up and what's coming next! If this fan fiction is eventually converted to non-Twilight characters and published, I will buy the book!!
Wide Awake (AngstGoddess3) http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/11704.html Incredibly angsty, fragile story between 2 teens with lost souls. This one is currently in my top 3 but I must admit that HA (High Anxiety) and HTSaL (How to Save a Life) might bump Wide awake out of its slot (Completed)
Clipped Wings & Inked Armor (hunterhunting) http://hunterhunting-hh.blogspot.com/?zx=be951cbe6a91ef3 Tattoos & piercings? I never thought I'd find that attractive but the Edward in this story is HOT. And this is another very angsty story with mystery, murder, love and loss. These 2 are carrying around some serious baggage. (Completed)
Master of the Universe (Snowqueens Icedragon) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5368782/1/Master_of_the_Universe Fuckin' hot! That sums it up!
The University of Edward Mason (SebastianRobichaud) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5390119/1/ I want to marry this Edward! And the story made me want to research art & literature. Now I want to read "Dante's Inferno" - the real one, not a fan fic.
The Blessing and the Curse (The Black Arrow) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5100876/1/The_Blessing_and_the_Curse If this author updated more
frequently, it might beat out EP for my top spot. At this point, it's too hard to tell but the story is FABULOUS and very well written. The
chapter about the laptop is to die for - IMO.
How to Save a Life (unholy_obsession) http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=8245&textsize=0&chapter=1 Another story where two teenagers shouldn't have to work so hard at love. Problem after problem gets thrown in their faces and Edward tries so hard to rise to the occasion and be victorious. But will he?
High Anxiety (EdwardsBloodType) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5222490/1/High_Anxiety This one was already one of my favorites but recent chapter posts have jumped it way up there on my list. Very, very angsty... No one should have to go through what Edward is, much less at 16 y/o.
Finding Bella (ekimmuh) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5396401/1/ MOTU's dom Edward meets EP's slave Bella?? That's the best summary I can
give it. Awesome so far...
The Naked Guy Upstairs (Angry Badger Girl) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5383757/1/ HUMOR... When you need a break from angst, this is the one to read!
If You Could Read My Mind (Bella c'ella Luna) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5122919/1/If_You_Could_Read_My_Mind Another one based in high
school but the things that both Edward and Bella go through are more than any "child" should have to endure. It's absolutely heart- breaking. But... we're promised a HEA!
Bad Fauxmance - (Stella Luna Sky) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5763086/1/ When you get tired of all the angst (and if you've finished "TNGUS", read this new fan fiction). Summary: I, Edward Cullen lose a bet - what bet, you ask? God, does it even matter? I lose a bet, and now I'm here, in this gay club, with this huge guy grinding on me. There are perfect girls everywhere, enjoying the freedom of dancing without wandering male eyes, unaware of my gaze following the sway of their tits. Little do I know that the big guy grinding on me will become my gaytor, or so he calls himself - my gay tutor. Because I, Edward Cullen, will have to pretend to be gay to keep the man-hating Bella Swan in my life, as my roommate, my best friend, and the girl I fall in love with.
Don't Forget to Remember Me (Oliviamk1218) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5367867/7/ The beginning lays out Edward & Bella falling in love but
be ready for the angst that hits mid-way. There's a reason it's titled "Don't Forget to Remember Me".
Spy Games (Jenn1987) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5020988/1/Spy_Games This is corporate America and the spies are none other than Isabella Swan (powerful job in sales & marketing) who inadvertently meets Edward Cullen (son and upcoming CEO to Daddy Carlisle's business which is in direct cometition with Bella's). This has a lot of twists in. Not too much angst, more intrigue at this point. Lots of lemony goodness.
Hydraulic Level 5 (Gondolier) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4931075/1/Hydraulic_Level_5 This one took some time getting to and staying on my
top list but I think that's because she doesn't update that frequently. When she's finished I'm going to reread the whole thing. It's well
written, a lot of angst and great depth to Edward's character. Surprises all along the way.
I Don't Exist (rachael1042) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5304118/1/ Vampire Edward runs into married author Bella in New York 10 years after he
left her in New Moon. I don't like most of the ones that are an 'exte sion' of the Twilight sagas but this one... for some reason I absolutely
fell in love with it. Bella's dying of leukemia in this one but we are near the end and their is a serious change up in plot that is very, very
exciting. It's #1 on my "Vampire" fan fic list.
Some others that are really good include:Fault (ineedyoursway) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5429064/1/Fault
Breaking Trinity (VvDeadRosesVv) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5379823/1/Breaking_Trinity
Laid Bare (Brits23) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5541886/1
With Teeth (Talula Blue) http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=7061&chapter=1
The Workshop: A Tale of Edible Delights (danieller123) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5384904/1/
Help Wanted (jaxon22) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4966784/1/Help_Wanted
Bare (Stella Luna Sky) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5115281/1/
The Red Line (WinndSinger) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4819806/1/
A Rough Start (ItzMegan73) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5319052/1/A_Rough_Start
The Vampire in the Basement (michelleplants) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4887478/1/
Currently reading:
Anything listed above that's still 'in progress' and...
Taken (sheviking) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5597897/1/
You can read the summaries for these on my "Favorite Stories" list... Obviously these are just my "favorite" favorites because I'm already over 150 titles on my list at fanfiction.net (and these don't include those at twilighted.net - my favorite fan fics from there I've included above)!
Like I said... I'm OBSESSED! If I'm missing something really good, by all means - tell me what it is!
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